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• We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
• If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
• First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
• My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
• Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
• Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
• News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
• God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
• Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
  
• This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
• Why were males created before females?
  Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
• I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
• Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
  A:About 45 pounds!!
• What did the elephant say to the naked man?
  How do you breathe through that thing?
• Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
• What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
  Magnets have a positive side!
• Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter:
  Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
• A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ?
  The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!
• I want to share Everything with you.
  Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single
  second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
• Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
  Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
• When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
  Answer : On their Wedding !!
• Q: Why dogs don't marry?
  A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
• Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?
  A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
• Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
  Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
• A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
  Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
• The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
• Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.